Untitled
-
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
im so jealous of you jesus christ
-
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
-
-
the average teenage white boy says “no homo” after having gay sex with his best friend
he sighs in relief
he is safe
-
-
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room -
why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show
-
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
-
-
(via lacebloodandsugar)
